Ishank : Why was school easier for cave people?
Vijay : Why?
IShank : Because there was no history to study.
Ram : Why do magicians do so well in school?
Shon : I don’t know, why?
Ram : They are good at trick questions.
Jhon : Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
Shon : Why?
Jhon : She made students bright.
Teacher : Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning
Class : Hurrah!!!
Teacher : We will have the other half this after noon.
Teahcer : Vijay, What is the chemical formula for water?
Vijay : H – I – J – K – L – M – N – O.
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Vijay : Yesterday you said it was H to O.
Ankush : My teacher says I have to write more clearly.
Mom : That’s a good idea, Ankush
Ankush : No its not, then she will come to know I can’t spell.